о близости бельгии и голашки

1 -So police gonna do drug tests on highways besides usual alcohol test
Me - Really? How its gonna be?
1 - Well, the driver has to lick kinda litmus paper and it shows
Me- Would be nice if that would show smth else...For example pregnancy test...
1 - LOL
Me - Hell yeah! You're not drunk, you're not junk but you're fucked up anyway.

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"Бредём, слепые во тьме, но так и хочется белой своей тростью врезать кому-нибудь по башке"
(c)Станислав Ежи Лец